homosexual-having-tea:

homosexual-having-tea:

homosexual-having-tea:

homosexual-having-tea:

Given how humanity reacts to life in general, can we picture the INSANELY good memes that would have been made in the Martian universe while they tried to rescue Watney?

Gotta do everything my damn self in this house smh

On my Martian bullshit again

My man Mark would record a video discussing life in the Hab and talk about Lewis’s music, and proceed to give an example. Mark Watney would Rickroll the entire Internet from another planet.

unpretty:

when i saw the headline ‘golf digest helps free man from prison’ i thought it was gonna be, like

“he’s clearly in the background of this golf photo! that proves he wasn’t at the crime scene!!”

as opposed to, like

“this guy in prison sent us his cool golf fanart but we didn’t want to promo a serial killer, so we looked into his case and thought it looked pretty flimsy and probably racially motivated”

(here’s the first article from 2012 and the followup)

allourheroes:

Here’s a random little ficlet about Sheriff Stilinski being called to the principal’s office. It’s hopefully funny. Enjoy. :)

Derek/Stiles | PG(-13) [Implication of Underage Sex] | ~500 words

EDIT: >Second Part

{ ao3 }

The phone rings and Noah Stilinski is already certain it’s bad news.

“Mister, uh. Sheriff Stilinski. I’m calling from Beacon Hills High School. Your son is here in the principal’s office.”

Noah lets out a long-suffering sigh. “What’d he do?”

There’s a pause on the other end of the line. “It’s best if you come down here.”

Noah rubs his eyes. “Yeah. I’ll be right there.”

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angelicexpression:

officialaudreykitching:

‪If you are feeling very detached and disconnected from your current reality, it’s because it’s about to change. The July 27th lunar eclipse isn’t a rebirth. For a lot of people It’s a completely new life. These past few weeks have been the birthing pains. ‬

I fucking hope so

georgiansuggestion:

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

mazkanata:

carrie fisher may not be on this earth anymore but she still has the biggest dick energy of them all and that’s a Fact

thebootydiaries:

nekogorogoro:

When you do an art collab with someone more talented than you:

isn’t that the girl from