What do network executives consistently get wrong in comedy? (x)
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"I wondered, for the first time in my life, if life was worth all the work it took to live."
- Jonathan Safran Foer (via mynameiselly)
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that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:
this is the gayest poster i’ve ever seen.
I thought that was Captain Jack on the left for a second
that would explain this whole ad
Are we just going to overlook the fact that they’re on the “S. S. Leviathan”?
(I’m not sure where I’m going with that, but there it is)
On the S. S. Leviathan, everyone’s strictly into Dick
On the S. S. Leviathan, everyone’s strictly into Dick
this one deserves an award
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I before E
except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour
#and caffeine-strung atheists reinventing protein at their leisure #plebeians may deign to forfeit #either that or seize the language and reinvent it
fuck the english language
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So remember that thing with the way guys and girls take off shirts? We did a scientific experiment.
Okay, here’s the thing. I really love macklemore’s music. And I do very much enjoy same love. But what I need him to do is stand up and tell everyone “this is only my perspective. There are many rappers more qualified to speak on this topic because it pertains much more to them in a variety of ways. I appreciate the support, but if you want to really be supportive of equal rights, try checking out the rappers that have to deal with the prejudice I’m talking about.” Because seriously, it’s a good song, but it’s also written by a straight white guy. Seriously.
The most important skill to learn in life
Is how to think
did you know
that it is possible for two fictional male characters to be close friends without wanting to fuck each other
did u know
who cares????
they aren’t even real!!!!!
found another hipster blog.
I love when I get complimented on things that aren’t my appearance Don’t get me wrong, I love to be called pretty/cute/beautiful ect, but I love when people compliment my laugh. Or the way I sound when I just wake up. The way my hair falls naturally. How I say a certain word. Just the way that I am. I love that.
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sunrise places it’s hand over night’s mouth, softly but firmly, saying hush now, it’s time to end- the mother telling the son that maybe he should take a deep breath.
flowers can speak, but they won’t. they’re far, far too bashful. at the dinner party, all flowers do is whisper to one another: you sure do look beautiful today, my love. i smile because if i listen closely enough, i can hear them.
grass is a fighter. he is yanked on and pulled apart, but just keeps coming back stronger. he is there for me when i am nervous on my first date, in the park, where he selflessly allows me to peel him away to occupy my shaking hands.
a tree is a writer at heart. the tree gives me shade and a piece of fruit and a pencil for me to dream up stories with and paper to be marked upon. the way a tree will always know what i need and the way a tree will always give it to me.
dirt waits and sees if i liked the movie first, before telling me if she did. i am raining, dirt will turn to mud for me.
i curse snow, but he stands his ground. i respect that. snow may be difficult, but he’s the one who gives me the nod of approval when i step onto him in my far too large galoshes.
as hard as she tries, rain will never be able to smile. the best i can do for her is dance with her and yell out to her “you are loved!”
i have all the souls i need and i couldn’t ask for them if i tried, because even the wildest imaginations cannot dream up the wonders souls like those possess.
"- Margaret Olivia Harry, “I Have All the Souls I Need” (via sylviacobain)
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Shark Socks by Lisa Grossman.
Everyone needs these.
These are fantastic.
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